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Tuesday 7 February 2012

How can you get more CLICKS than PAGE VIEWS?

more CLICKS than PAGE VIEWS

This has been posted on most of my communication channels:
Facebook, Google+, Twitter ...

My posts go like this:

    I may be a bit thick here, but do enlighten me if you can.

    Notice the BLUE (page views) and ORANGE (clicks) graphs in my AdSense account report:
    how can you get more CLICKS than you have PAGE VIEWS?

and here is my Google AdSense report screen:


Now, I have said in the beginning that there might be something I am missing and I don't understand. I am mainly a web developer rather than a marketeer, but I am quite interested in this whole Internet Marketing thing and I do want to learn about it.

So if anyone out there can point me to what it is I am missing, or just explain how AdSense could see this happening, your valuable opinion will be highly appreciated. You don't have to be an SEO, SEM or social media guru to know about this - although I promote myself as one - but I simply can't get my head arount this.

Another thing that makes internet marketing, social media, website optimization and online communication just as interesting as web development. But that's just me, the geeky developer talking :)


Monday 24 October 2011

'Neatza ... Blog de Moldovean

Buna 'neața!


Trag de mine in fiecare dimineata de luni, am ifose, ma alint pe stomacul gol, reprogramez alarma pe care am setat-o la 8:04 (niciodata fix), pentru 8:33... poate, poate, imi mai revin.


Ma ridic in fund pe pat, cobor doua picioare pe parchet, ma frec la ochi, casc (pfuuu! tre' sa ma spal pe dinti), incalt papucii de casa (e rece parchetul), ma ridic in picioare și... ma intiiiiiiiiiiind (aaah!!! ce bine e!).


imi tarai tarlicii pana la geam, trag draperia (eeee?!! ce priveliște! un corcoduș!)... aș vrea sa deschid geamul... "fratiiiiica, ce frig e!"... alta data!


Aprind aragazul, pun de cafea...! E prea tarziu și prea devreme.


Din minunile avantajului de a fi barbat spicuiesc: trag blugii, imbrac același tricou de ieri, o bluza, geaca...


citeste restul blogului de moldovean...

Friday 9 September 2011

SAMUEL L. IPSUM... dolor sit amet

An Alternative to the classic Lorem Ipsum Generator

You don't need to be a web designer, a web developer, a Search Engine Optimization Guru (SEO) or any other kind of internet marketeer to have heard of the "Lorem ipsum..." text. Anywho, for those that haven't (I really don't see how you can live with yourself...), the "lorem ipsum" text is used as a default blah blah text to emulate content in a web page; so if you were to design a web page and need to see just how it would look with some text, you would go to lipsum.com and generate some paragraphs which you would then copy / paste it into you web design page and preview it. It usualy looks like:

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec at lorem sed augue tempor interdum quis sed risus..." ...and so forth.

This makes no sense for most of us, unless you're a history geek that luvs Latin for some strange reason... We just use it to fill in the blanks without having to randomly type in for 2 minutes, because as web developers we're always extremely busy...

Chuck Norris vs Samuel L Jackson

And since Chuck Norris has not created himself a web site to make a change in the world, we now have Samuel L Jackson, who has step up to give us: the SLipsum.com!

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."

Samuel L Ipsum is an alternative Lorem Ipsum Generator, it uses quotes from films which Samuel L Jackson has starred, in place of the standard lipsum text. It is a very funny alternative to the classic lorem ipsum generator and I enjoyed it alot.

The slipsum.com is pretty simple to use and quite straight forward. Just select "HOW MANY FUCKING PARAGRAPHS" you want, whether or not you "WANT A MOTHERFUCKING HEADER TAG", if you want to "ADD SOME FUCKING BITCHASS <P> TAGS" and then just click "Generate It Bitch" :) And if you still don't know what to do next, there are additional instructions: "COPY THE MOTHERFUCKING CODE BELOW AND PASTE IT WERE YOU WOULD FUCKING LIKE IT TO APPEAR MOTHERFUCKER".

Oh, I love this shit! Try it: slipsum.com.


Lipsum is dead! Long live Slipsum!


Wednesday 7 September 2011

Horia, pulpa si... Blog de Moldovean

Paul Iulian Surugiu a fost surprins de reporterii BlogdeMoldovean in timp ce-si tatua pe pulpa dreapta chipul lui Horia Brenciu intr-un cabinet de specialitate.

Extras din interviul pe care i l-a smuls Moldoveanul cu blog:

Reporter BlogDeMoldovean: La ce te-ai gandit cand ai ales sa-ti tatuezi pe pulpa dreapta chipul lui Horia Brenciu?
Paul: Sincer, a fost o decizie foarte grea. Am oscilat intre o prispa (nr: cea din videoclipul "Casa parintească nu se vinde") si chipul lui Horia.

R: De ce Horia si nu prispa casei parintesti?
P: Cand zici "prispa" clar te referi la familie. Familia este foarte importanta pentru mine insa muzica este viata mea.

R: De ce Horia si nu... Cotabita?
P: Horia pentru ca suntem foarte, foarte buni prieteni, eu sunt un romantic incurabil si Horia asisderea. Ma reprezinta.

R: De ce pe pulpa dreapta?
P: Este piciorul meu de sprijin. Eu sunt dreptaci si Horia la fel.

Recomand cu caldura sa citesti intregul "interviu" pe blogul moldoveanului. Foarte haios Horia, pulpa si iulian gandesc pentru mine.


Thursday 1 September 2011

iMonster - a timelapse short movie

iMonster the movie

by Babilon Works Studios


Over 3 hrs work to produce the awsome "iMonster" movie by Babilon Works Studios about some toys messing about.

Cast:
toys .......... themselves;
the rest ..... watch end credits




This was done using a Canon PowerShot A520 (point & shot) digital camera, with a standard tripod and no extra lights. We are very proud of our work and we are showcasing it for the whole world to see. LEGALIZE!

With me at the time there were the highly creative Radu Waradu Ursu (youtube) and George KickPunkBastard Dobre (youtube), video editors and image magicians. I'm not a video dude myself, but you may also find me on youtube.

watch iMonster video clip on youtube, vote and comment as well.

A very creative team of young professionals working their magic on web design, web development, video editing, video production, prints, SEO, social media.

Saturday 27 August 2011

what you've got when it's gone


When you have nothing, you have nothing to loose. That should be like a goal or something to achieve, to aspire. But coping with loosing everything must be the hardest thing to do. Loosing everything is admitting what a dumb looser you are, cause you never hear anyone say: "Hey, great job loosing all you had, dude! Great job!".

But indeed there's good in loosing. (Or at least there should be.) Provided you accept you are flawed, you are stupid and you will always make mistakes. I'm not referring to people having their lives destroyed by natural disasters, but to those who's decisions have destroyed their dreams and hopes and will to carry on. How many times in life can one find himself flat on his back trying to get up on his knees? Will you know what to do not no find yourself in the same situation again? And if you don't learn from your mistakes, will it be easier next time?

The sooner you accept it, the better. Imagine accepting all's gone. Imagine having nothing. What point is then valuing what you had, when it is gone?

A tear tastes like a drop of blood.

Monday 15 August 2011

There’s this one time in Soho, London...

Two eastern European immigrants enter a gay bar... True story, this time it's no joke.

So I was walking around Soho with a friend and decided to sit for a beer. And we picked the first pub with free seats on the table since we were not the mood to stand out from the crowd. Not from that crowd any way. I don't remember the the name of the pub, but I can remember our revelation when we turned from the bar with our pints: "do you see any women in here?".

Fearfully we escorted our drinks to what seemed the most isolated table on the premises, with shyness in our eyes as we scouted around. We took notice of the two exits and named the nearest as the emergency one. Soon beer got us looking for the other most important door in a pub. It is then we noticed there was no ladies' room. And having looked around we saw no need for it, cause everywhere you looked there were just men wearing skinny shirts and other revealing revealing clothing, commonly known as gay clothes. But going straight to the men's room seemed like going into the beast's lair. For you may go straight but must never turn your back! All butt that.

After all, gay bars are quite straight forward... Well, I guess they're actually neither straight nor forward; butt backwards...

The beef burger was great though. I was stuffed after that.

Sunday 12 June 2011

schite caricaturi - Basescu, Boc si ceilalti

schite si idei, desene si caricaturi "mash-up"

Traian Basescu, Emil Boc, Elena Udrea si... ceilalti
I am sailing, I am sailing! Bah, I am sailing... Băsailor Moon... v1.0


Băsailor Moon
(geti it: Băsescu, Sailor Moon... Băsailor Moon ?)


Băsefield si ursuletul Boc-Poc v.0.2
(da, stiu... Basescu - Garfield - "basefield" nu e foarte inspirat)


Basefield si ursuletul Boc-Poc v.0.1


Mircea Schwarzenegger


Xena printesa Badea

Friday 4 February 2011

MetallicA - Cunning Stunts

MetallicA - Cunning Stunts DVD
Texas, May 1997, Live Concert "Cunning Stunts"




Metallica, Cunning Stunts DVD, Cunning Stunts, Metallica Live, Jason Newsted, James Hatfield, Kirk Hammet, Lars Ulrich,

Wednesday 5 January 2011

Protestul impotriva cresterii pretului benzinei

Protest impotriva cresterii pretului benzinei

Protest impotriva cresterii pretului carburantilor (ca eu am diesel)


PROTESTUL DE LA BENZINARII
in zilele 17, 18, 19 IANUARIE 2011

Dragi Romani,

Haideti sa nu ne mai lasam calcati in picioare de benzinarii MILIARDARI si sa-i facem sa vada ce inseamna sa piarda bani. Sa incercam sa tragem un semnal de alarma si poate pretul benzinei / motorinei va SCADEA.

Haideti sa ne propunem SA NU INTRE NIMENI IN NICI O BENZINARIE, intre 17 - 19 ianuarie 2011. Sa mergem cu RATB, cu bicicletele sau pe jos, sau alimentati inainte.

Amintiti-va de 21 - 22 DECEMBRIE 1989 si incercati sa faceti la fel.

DATI MAI DEPARTE ACEST MESAJ SA AJUNGA LA TOATA LUMEA!


Sunt un mic anarhist si, de obicei, incurajez orice forma de protest impotriva actualei conduceri; pur si simplu nu suport sa-i vad pe Baselu, Boc, Udrea si restul din gasca lor...
Si, desi aparent nu se vede vreo legatura directa intre guvernantii si pretul carburantilor, cresterea pretului la benzina si motorina este totusi consecinta incompetentei lor.


Nu as merge pana acolo incat sa-i numesc pe protestanti "maimutoi" (zoso: "maimutoi care protestau cu monede"), dar nici sa fac vreo asociere intre revolutia din '89 si acest protest.
Maimutoi sunt cei care doar se plang si nu fac nimic, asteptand sa-si rezolve "romanii" problemele, de parca ei ar fi turisti intr-o tara exotica. E mult mai usor sa te uiti la altii si sa critici ce fac ei, pe ideea ca tu ai fi facut altceva... dar sa nu faci nimic!

Eu o sa ma alatur "protestului de la benzinarii" si nu voi alimenta intre 17 si 19 ianuarie!
Daca esti un maimutoi care isi permite sa plateasca 6 lei pe litrul de carburant probabil ca nu vei face la fel; dar daca incerci sa supravietuiesti si cosideri ca e timpul sa iti aperi drepturile, sa nu alimentezi intre 17 si 19 ianuarie poate fi primul pas in exprimarea nemultumirii.

Thursday 2 December 2010

faze comice la Babilon NemTZean

Prima serie de clipuri video "faze comice", aparute in emisiunea Babilon NemTZean, in urma cu vreo 10 ani:

Faze comice - Drujba funny - Babilon Nemtzean (11,672 views)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCMy8Xe5X70






Faze comice - Jaful - Babilon Nemtzean (13,850 views)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEkN8ELAa2k






Faze comice - Portbagajul - Babilon Nemtzean (7,325 views)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMRmZ5dPGqA






Faze comice - Aphonica - Babilon Nemtzean (3,125 views)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcxLY_eUpnw






Faze comice - Acneea - Babilon Nemtzean (7,258 views)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqvfP0VnZAg






Faze comice - Sabiile - Babilon Nemtzean (3,130 views)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVRDFBCkbQQ






Faze comice - Intrebari capcana - Babilon Nemtzean (doar 111 views)
(originalul "o telecomanda, DOUA!" sau "vreau sa-mi fac o prietena si nu gasesc!")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCR3hzJwm00




"Babilon NemTZean" este o emisiune cu intrebari capcana, camere ascunse si multe alte faze comice, care a fost difuzata in Piatra Neamt, in perioada 2001-2003, la Tele 7 Neamt.

Realizatorii "Babilon NemTZean" sunt Ursu-Otavă Radu Iulian, Cucuruz Marius, Solomon Ciprian.

Monday 15 November 2010

Mobile Instant Messaging si VoIP: skype pe mobil :)


Aveam de ceva timp o dorina arzatoare sa vorbesc de pe mobil oriunde in lume, cat mai ieftin, ba chiar gratis. In era tehnologiei, a vitezei si a broadband-ului mi se pare putin depasita tarifarea unor servicii care pot, la fel de bine, sa fie gratuite. Voice over IP - VoIP - e un termen despre care nu stiu multe lucruri tehnice, decat ce reiese din denumirea protocolului - voice over internet protocol. Poate ca suna complicat, dar acest gen de servicii este disponibil de multa vreme, gratuit, pentru toata lumea; cel mai bun exemplu sunt apelurile voce si video + voce ce pot fi initiate prin aplicatiile de tip instant messaging, precum Yahoo! Messenger®. Skpe este o alta aplicatie de instant messaging foarte populara prin alte tari, dar care incepe sa prinda si la noi. Asa cum Facebook a detronat Hi5, ma astept ca si Skype sa depaseasca in popularitate clasicul Y! Messenger, desi imi imaginez ca va mai dura ceva pana atunci...

Asa... revenind la dorinta mea :P
Pana acum am incercat tot felul de aplicatii de IM pe telefonul meu mobil, dar nici una nu a fost, ei bine, perfecta. Nimbuzz, Fring, Slick, Talkonaut... inca mai sunt instalate pe mobilul meu. Dintre toate acestea, Slick este preferatul meu pentru ca le are pe toate (din cate imi doresc): userfriendly, robust, all-in-one IM (ICQ, Y! Messenger, AIM, MSN, Google Talk, Jabber, Facebook chat), suporta transferul de fisiere, si e destul de prietenos cu bateria. Dezavantajul: nu suporta VoIP. Pentru aceasta facilitate foloseam Nimbuzz. Foloseam pana acum... Pentru ca acum mi-am gasit o nou jucarie: Skype!

In sfarsit am aflat ca exista Skype pentru symbian, care se gaseste acum si pe telefonul meu Nokia E63 (o minunatie de telefon!)! Uraaaa!!! Uraaaaa!! Eu l-am descarcat de la Nokia printr-o conexiune WiFi, intrucat fisierul de peste 4 Mb se descarca destul de greu prin 3G. Acum pot vorbi direct de pe mobil cu oricine din lista mea de contacte, oriunde s-ar afla persoana respectiva si oriunde as fi eu. Desi se misca ceva mai lent uneori, nu are cea mai fericita interfata, si s-a blocat o singura data, Skype pentru symbian este minunat!

Descarca Skype pentru mobil de pe store.ovi.com sau de pe skype.com.


Sa ma suni pe skype cand vii de la seriviciu, iubito! :)


Monday 1 November 2010

Mihai Bendeac a prezentat sambata, 30 Octombrie 2010, la emisiunea "In puii mei" de pe Antena 1 - telecomandistii la agentia matrimoniala


Sambata, 30 Octombrie 2010, la emisiunea "In puii mei" de pe Antena 1, dl. Mihai Bendeac a prezentat un clip foarte amuzant inspirat din deja clasicul "O telecomanda, doua!": "O telecomanda, La agentia matrimoniala". Clipul a fost imediat preluat de mai multi utilizatori ai platformei YouTube, fiecare in incercarea sa de a aduna un trafic cat mai mare. Nu reusesc sa inteleg ce au de castigat acesti oameni prin promovarea unui material la care nu au avut nici o contributie, dar , in calitate de co-producator al materialului original, mi-ar placea sa vad mentionat cate o referire si un link catre clipul emisiunii Babilon Nemtzean, cea care a difuzat pentru prima data "O telecomanda, doua!" (aka "toate fetele sa apeleze la mine").

Revenind la materialul lui Mihai Bendeac, pe blogul domniei sale (mihaibendeac.ro), actorul mentioneaza ca "Show-ul «In puii mei» de sambata a realizat un minut de aur de 9,5. Adica peste un milion si jumatate de telespectatori..." Desi, personal, mi-a placut mult mai mult melodia cu George Nicolescu, "Telecomandatii la Matrimoniale" este primul clip afisat in postul d-lui Bendeac din 1 noiembrie 2010, pe blogul sau.




Acelasi comment pe care am incercat sa-l postez la unele clipuri de pe Youtube, care au preluat materialul dlui Bendeac, il voi inscrie si in acest post. Asadar:

nu uitati de clipul original:
www.trilulilu.ro/waradu/3c308c34789205

iar pentru mai multe clipuri funny din categ "cele mai tari clipuri" (Babilon Nemtzean)

youtube.com/watch?v=LCMy8Xe5X70&p=243F3B479AD9833A&index=0&playnext=1


Emisiunea Babilon Nemtzean, pe care am realizat-o si am prezentat-o impreuna cu prietenul meu Radu Ursu-Otava, pentru postul tv Tele 7 Neamt (Piatra Neamt) in perioada 2001 - 2003, este probabil cea mai mare realizare a noastra. Ne-ar placea putina atentie si apreciere, desi la momentul respectiv, Babilon Nemtzean a fost o emisiune foarte populara in Piatra Neamt si a avut un impact major asupra Tele 7 Neamt. Cui nu-i place sa fie laudat?! Noua da!

Din tot ce am facut pentru Tele 7 Neamt, din tot ce s-a inregistrat pentru Babilon Nemtzean, tot ce am recuperat noi vom posta online in cele mai populare medii online. Asa ca sa nu va mire daca ne veti vedea pe FaceBook, Twitter, Google Buzz sau astfel de bloguri.

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