Monday 24 October 2011

'Neatza ... Blog de Moldovean

Buna 'neața!


Trag de mine in fiecare dimineata de luni, am ifose, ma alint pe stomacul gol, reprogramez alarma pe care am setat-o la 8:04 (niciodata fix), pentru 8:33... poate, poate, imi mai revin.


Ma ridic in fund pe pat, cobor doua picioare pe parchet, ma frec la ochi, casc (pfuuu! tre' sa ma spal pe dinti), incalt papucii de casa (e rece parchetul), ma ridic in picioare și... ma intiiiiiiiiiiind (aaah!!! ce bine e!).


imi tarai tarlicii pana la geam, trag draperia (eeee?!! ce priveliște! un corcoduș!)... aș vrea sa deschid geamul... "fratiiiiica, ce frig e!"... alta data!


Aprind aragazul, pun de cafea...! E prea tarziu și prea devreme.


Din minunile avantajului de a fi barbat spicuiesc: trag blugii, imbrac același tricou de ieri, o bluza, geaca...


citeste restul blogului de moldovean...

Monday 3 October 2011

Stats compare Facebook US vs UK

Infographic compares Facebook stats
for US and UK

Facebook stats: US vs. UK

Infographic Facebook stats : US and UK

Facebook Statistics for US and UK

Thursday 22 September 2011

Orgie sexuala online... pe mess

ATENTIE!
Avertisment : limbaj vulgar



TZop (21/09/11 21:34:05) : ba maruse
TZop (21/09/11 21:34:05) : faceti secs?
marius.cucuruz.ro (21/09/11 21:34:29) : Nu inca
marius.cucuruz.ro (21/09/11 21:34:46) : tu?
TZop (21/09/11 21:35:06) : ma incalzesc
TZop (21/09/11 21:35:12) : sunteti la preludiu?
marius.cucuruz.ro (21/09/11 21:35:59) : Aproape
marius.cucuruz.ro (21/09/11 21:36:07) : Vrei detalii?
TZop (21/09/11 21:36:19) : cat mai picante
TZop (21/09/11 21:36:23) : fiecare pas
TZop (21/09/11 21:36:30) : si va dam si noi
marius.cucuruz.ro (21/09/11 21:36:40) : Incepeti voi
TZop (21/09/11 21:36:42) : putem sa facem orgie sexuala online
TZop (21/09/11 21:36:49) : incep eu?
TZop (21/09/11 21:36:58) : o dezbrac usor pe "EA"
TZop (21/09/11 21:37:04) : ii dau paltonul jos
TZop (21/09/11 21:37:11) : cu miscari lente
TZop (21/09/11 21:37:19) : apoi ghetele
TZop (21/09/11 21:37:21) : acuma tu
marius.cucuruz.ro (21/09/11 21:38:07) : Ii dau cizmele de cuciuc jos, si ii scot sosetele flausate
TZop (21/09/11 21:38:29) : eu ii dau si bashketii
TZop (21/09/11 21:38:38) : ca avea bashketi in cizme
marius.cucuruz.ro (21/09/11 21:39:44) : Eu imi scot salopeta si arunc maieul galbui de pe mine
TZop (21/09/11 21:40:21) : si eu ma chinui sa arunc ciorapii albi spre negru ca sunt lipiti de picioare
marius.cucuruz.ro (21/09/11 21:41:09) : Ma scarpin in cur si apoi imi dau incet jos boxerii lungi si largi
TZop (21/09/11 21:42:08) : ma scarpin si eu in cur si apoi miros degetul
TZop (21/09/11 21:42:32) : stai asa ca am lesinat
TZop (21/09/11 21:42:45) : am cazut si m am lovit cu coaiele de marginea de la masa
TZop (21/09/11 21:43:12) : ce mult imi place sa fiu romantic
marius.cucuruz.ro (21/09/11 21:43:22) : Acum da'i degetul "EI" sa ti'l suga....
TZop (21/09/11 21:43:35) : "EA" e la baie se caca
TZop (21/09/11 21:43:40) : dar e "CEALALTA" pe aici pe hol
TZop (21/09/11 21:43:47) : te superi daca participa si ea?
TZop (21/09/11 21:44:42) : baga-ti si tu degetul in cur
TZop (21/09/11 21:44:47) : sau bagai-l "EI"
TZop (21/09/11 21:44:57) : dar pe ala mare de la picior
TZop (21/09/11 21:47:42) : ...
TZop (21/09/11 21:47:42) : hai ba ca ma apuc de secs
TZop (21/09/11 21:47:50) : ca tu stai prea mult la preludiu
TZop (21/09/11 21:47:58) : se vede ca esti indragostit
TZop (21/09/11 21:48:17) : sa vedem cine termina mai mult
TZop (21/09/11 21:48:27) : ca eu am coaiele cat capu lu TZop
TZop (21/09/11 21:48:40) : o juma de kil de sloboz elimin in seara asta
TZop (21/09/11 21:48:43) : pa

NOTA: Dialogul descris in aceasta povestire are la baza evenimente reale. Anumite nume au fost schimbate pentru protectia persoanelor implicate.

Friday 9 September 2011

SAMUEL L. IPSUM... dolor sit amet

An Alternative to the classic Lorem Ipsum Generator

You don't need to be a web designer, a web developer, a Search Engine Optimization Guru (SEO) or any other kind of internet marketeer to have heard of the "Lorem ipsum..." text. Anywho, for those that haven't (I really don't see how you can live with yourself...), the "lorem ipsum" text is used as a default blah blah text to emulate content in a web page; so if you were to design a web page and need to see just how it would look with some text, you would go to lipsum.com and generate some paragraphs which you would then copy / paste it into you web design page and preview it. It usualy looks like:

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec at lorem sed augue tempor interdum quis sed risus..." ...and so forth.

This makes no sense for most of us, unless you're a history geek that luvs Latin for some strange reason... We just use it to fill in the blanks without having to randomly type in for 2 minutes, because as web developers we're always extremely busy...

Chuck Norris vs Samuel L Jackson

And since Chuck Norris has not created himself a web site to make a change in the world, we now have Samuel L Jackson, who has step up to give us: the SLipsum.com!

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."

Samuel L Ipsum is an alternative Lorem Ipsum Generator, it uses quotes from films which Samuel L Jackson has starred, in place of the standard lipsum text. It is a very funny alternative to the classic lorem ipsum generator and I enjoyed it alot.

The slipsum.com is pretty simple to use and quite straight forward. Just select "HOW MANY FUCKING PARAGRAPHS" you want, whether or not you "WANT A MOTHERFUCKING HEADER TAG", if you want to "ADD SOME FUCKING BITCHASS <P> TAGS" and then just click "Generate It Bitch" :) And if you still don't know what to do next, there are additional instructions: "COPY THE MOTHERFUCKING CODE BELOW AND PASTE IT WERE YOU WOULD FUCKING LIKE IT TO APPEAR MOTHERFUCKER".

Oh, I love this shit! Try it: slipsum.com.


Lipsum is dead! Long live Slipsum!


Wednesday 7 September 2011

Horia, pulpa si... Blog de Moldovean

Paul Iulian Surugiu a fost surprins de reporterii BlogdeMoldovean in timp ce-si tatua pe pulpa dreapta chipul lui Horia Brenciu intr-un cabinet de specialitate.

Extras din interviul pe care i l-a smuls Moldoveanul cu blog:

Reporter BlogDeMoldovean: La ce te-ai gandit cand ai ales sa-ti tatuezi pe pulpa dreapta chipul lui Horia Brenciu?
Paul: Sincer, a fost o decizie foarte grea. Am oscilat intre o prispa (nr: cea din videoclipul "Casa parintească nu se vinde") si chipul lui Horia.

R: De ce Horia si nu prispa casei parintesti?
P: Cand zici "prispa" clar te referi la familie. Familia este foarte importanta pentru mine insa muzica este viata mea.

R: De ce Horia si nu... Cotabita?
P: Horia pentru ca suntem foarte, foarte buni prieteni, eu sunt un romantic incurabil si Horia asisderea. Ma reprezinta.

R: De ce pe pulpa dreapta?
P: Este piciorul meu de sprijin. Eu sunt dreptaci si Horia la fel.

Recomand cu caldura sa citesti intregul "interviu" pe blogul moldoveanului. Foarte haios Horia, pulpa si iulian gandesc pentru mine.


Thursday 1 September 2011

iMonster - a timelapse short movie

iMonster the movie

by Babilon Works Studios


Over 3 hrs work to produce the awsome "iMonster" movie by Babilon Works Studios about some toys messing about.

Cast:
toys .......... themselves;
the rest ..... watch end credits




This was done using a Canon PowerShot A520 (point & shot) digital camera, with a standard tripod and no extra lights. We are very proud of our work and we are showcasing it for the whole world to see. LEGALIZE!

With me at the time there were the highly creative Radu Waradu Ursu (youtube) and George KickPunkBastard Dobre (youtube), video editors and image magicians. I'm not a video dude myself, but you may also find me on youtube.

watch iMonster video clip on youtube, vote and comment as well.

A very creative team of young professionals working their magic on web design, web development, video editing, video production, prints, SEO, social media.

Saturday 27 August 2011

what you've got when it's gone


When you have nothing, you have nothing to loose. That should be like a goal or something to achieve, to aspire. But coping with loosing everything must be the hardest thing to do. Loosing everything is admitting what a dumb looser you are, cause you never hear anyone say: "Hey, great job loosing all you had, dude! Great job!".

But indeed there's good in loosing. (Or at least there should be.) Provided you accept you are flawed, you are stupid and you will always make mistakes. I'm not referring to people having their lives destroyed by natural disasters, but to those who's decisions have destroyed their dreams and hopes and will to carry on. How many times in life can one find himself flat on his back trying to get up on his knees? Will you know what to do not no find yourself in the same situation again? And if you don't learn from your mistakes, will it be easier next time?

The sooner you accept it, the better. Imagine accepting all's gone. Imagine having nothing. What point is then valuing what you had, when it is gone?

A tear tastes like a drop of blood.

Monday 15 August 2011

There’s this one time in Soho, London...

Two eastern European immigrants enter a gay bar... True story, this time it's no joke.

So I was walking around Soho with a friend and decided to sit for a beer. And we picked the first pub with free seats on the table since we were not the mood to stand out from the crowd. Not from that crowd any way. I don't remember the the name of the pub, but I can remember our revelation when we turned from the bar with our pints: "do you see any women in here?".

Fearfully we escorted our drinks to what seemed the most isolated table on the premises, with shyness in our eyes as we scouted around. We took notice of the two exits and named the nearest as the emergency one. Soon beer got us looking for the other most important door in a pub. It is then we noticed there was no ladies' room. And having looked around we saw no need for it, cause everywhere you looked there were just men wearing skinny shirts and other revealing revealing clothing, commonly known as gay clothes. But going straight to the men's room seemed like going into the beast's lair. For you may go straight but must never turn your back! All butt that.

After all, gay bars are quite straight forward... Well, I guess they're actually neither straight nor forward; butt backwards...

The beef burger was great though. I was stuffed after that.

Sunday 12 June 2011

schite caricaturi - Basescu, Boc si ceilalti

schite si idei, desene si caricaturi "mash-up"

Traian Basescu, Emil Boc, Elena Udrea si... ceilalti
I am sailing, I am sailing! Bah, I am sailing... Băsailor Moon... v1.0


Băsailor Moon
(geti it: Băsescu, Sailor Moon... Băsailor Moon ?)


Băsefield si ursuletul Boc-Poc v.0.2
(da, stiu... Basescu - Garfield - "basefield" nu e foarte inspirat)


Basefield si ursuletul Boc-Poc v.0.1


Mircea Schwarzenegger


Xena printesa Badea

Tuesday 26 April 2011

Clipuri amuzante si faze comice

Babilon NemTZean - clipuri amuzante si faze comice


Plecati cu pluta... pe Apa Sambetei

Plecati cu pluta... pe Apa Sambetei

Plastice de tot felul si de toate culorile, o gama intreaga de PET-uri de diferite dimensiuni si forme... Veti crede probabil ca vorbesc de un targ, unde producatorii de mase plastice isi expun marfa. Ei bine, nu! Vorbesc despre apele raurilor si malurile lacurilor din Romania, care au ajuns sa arate ca niste adevarate expozitii de mase plastice si care - pe zi ce trece - sunt din ce in ce mai incarcate cu gunoaie si reziduuri. De la sticle de plastic la hartii, de la ambalaje de produse alimentare la alte mizerii, oamenii arunca fara nici o remuscare tot ce le prisoseste in aceste locuri.


Vazand starea in care au ajuns apele raului Bistrita, ale raului Siret si lacurile de acumulare din zona, trei tineri din Piatra Neamt s-au hotarat sa traga un semnal de alarma! Asa au conceput ideea expeditiei cu caracter ecologic, "Pe Apa Sambetei", cei trei plutasi: Radu Ursu (capitan, vaslas si cameraman), Ciprian Solomon (capitan de rezerva, vaslas si "agitator") si Ciprian Cucuruz (timonier si cameraman).


Eforturile celor trei camarazi, care s-au imbarcat pe pluta PET-RO-Dava, construita din aprox. 6.000 de PET-uri nu s-au dus insa pe Apa Sambetei. În aceasta operatiune care a durat aproximativ trei saptamani, acestia au reusit sa mobilizeze oamenii intalniti pe traseu sa ajute la adunarea deseurilor si la depozitarea lor in locuri special amenajate. De la elevi si pana la pensionari, zeci de persoane au participat la strangerea a peste 500 kg de gunoaie. Principalul scop al expeditiei nu a fost insa strangerea unei cantitati uriase de deseuri (desi s-a incercat pe cat se poate), ci latura educativa: explicarea importantei depozitarii adecvate a gunoiului si altor reziduuri. Suntem convinsi ca cei care au muncit la adunarea mizeriilor nu vor mai arunca niciodata hartii sau alte lucruri pe jos!


Expeditia a inceput de la coada Lacului Bicaz, din Poiana Largului si s-a incheiat la Namoloasa, dupa o serie intreaga de peripetii, care au zdruncinat atat ambarcatiunea, cat si moralul plutasilor...

Clipul complet pe youtube:



playlist pe youtube:




Video: "Pe Apa Sambetei" - Filmul (1h 24min)


Making of "Cu pluta pe Apa Sambetei" (faze comice):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH-gS8_jIho&feature=BFa&list=PLD411B95F0DF7463F&index=9



Friday 4 February 2011

MetallicA - Cunning Stunts

MetallicA - Cunning Stunts DVD
Texas, May 1997, Live Concert "Cunning Stunts"




Metallica, Cunning Stunts DVD, Cunning Stunts, Metallica Live, Jason Newsted, James Hatfield, Kirk Hammet, Lars Ulrich,

Saturday 22 January 2011

atarnam cu picioarele de podele....

revelatia serii: oamenii mai mult atarna de picioare pe suprafata Terrei... De aici si expresia 'hanging around'.

A 2a revelatie a serii: care este cea mai proasta zi din viata unui liliac? Cand are diaree... (duh!). De aici avem expresia 'a shity day'.

To be continued...

Wednesday 5 January 2011

Protestul impotriva cresterii pretului benzinei

Protest impotriva cresterii pretului benzinei

Protest impotriva cresterii pretului carburantilor (ca eu am diesel)


PROTESTUL DE LA BENZINARII
in zilele 17, 18, 19 IANUARIE 2011

Dragi Romani,

Haideti sa nu ne mai lasam calcati in picioare de benzinarii MILIARDARI si sa-i facem sa vada ce inseamna sa piarda bani. Sa incercam sa tragem un semnal de alarma si poate pretul benzinei / motorinei va SCADEA.

Haideti sa ne propunem SA NU INTRE NIMENI IN NICI O BENZINARIE, intre 17 - 19 ianuarie 2011. Sa mergem cu RATB, cu bicicletele sau pe jos, sau alimentati inainte.

Amintiti-va de 21 - 22 DECEMBRIE 1989 si incercati sa faceti la fel.

DATI MAI DEPARTE ACEST MESAJ SA AJUNGA LA TOATA LUMEA!


Sunt un mic anarhist si, de obicei, incurajez orice forma de protest impotriva actualei conduceri; pur si simplu nu suport sa-i vad pe Baselu, Boc, Udrea si restul din gasca lor...
Si, desi aparent nu se vede vreo legatura directa intre guvernantii si pretul carburantilor, cresterea pretului la benzina si motorina este totusi consecinta incompetentei lor.


Nu as merge pana acolo incat sa-i numesc pe protestanti "maimutoi" (zoso: "maimutoi care protestau cu monede"), dar nici sa fac vreo asociere intre revolutia din '89 si acest protest.
Maimutoi sunt cei care doar se plang si nu fac nimic, asteptand sa-si rezolve "romanii" problemele, de parca ei ar fi turisti intr-o tara exotica. E mult mai usor sa te uiti la altii si sa critici ce fac ei, pe ideea ca tu ai fi facut altceva... dar sa nu faci nimic!

Eu o sa ma alatur "protestului de la benzinarii" si nu voi alimenta intre 17 si 19 ianuarie!
Daca esti un maimutoi care isi permite sa plateasca 6 lei pe litrul de carburant probabil ca nu vei face la fel; dar daca incerci sa supravietuiesti si cosideri ca e timpul sa iti aperi drepturile, sa nu alimentezi intre 17 si 19 ianuarie poate fi primul pas in exprimarea nemultumirii.

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