SAMUEL L. IPSUM... dolor sit amet

An Alternative to the classic Lorem Ipsum Generator

You don't need to be a web designer, a web developer, a Search Engine Optimization Guru (SEO) or any other kind of internet marketeer to have heard of the "Lorem ipsum..." text. Anywho, for those that haven't (I really don't see how you can live with yourself...), the "lorem ipsum" text is used as a default blah blah text to emulate content in a web page; so if you were to design a web page and need to see just how it would look with some text, you would go to lipsum.com and generate some paragraphs which you would then copy / paste it into you web design page and preview it. It usualy looks like:

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec at lorem sed augue tempor interdum quis sed risus..." ...and so forth.

This makes no sense for most of us, unless you're a history geek that luvs Latin for some strange reason... We just use it to fill in the blanks without having to randomly type in for 2 minutes, because as web developers we're always extremely busy...

Chuck Norris vs Samuel L Jackson

And since Chuck Norris has not created himself a web site to make a change in the world, we now have Samuel L Jackson, who has step up to give us: the SLipsum.com!

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."

Samuel L Ipsum is an alternative Lorem Ipsum Generator, it uses quotes from films which Samuel L Jackson has starred, in place of the standard lipsum text. It is a very funny alternative to the classic lorem ipsum generator and I enjoyed it alot.

The slipsum.com is pretty simple to use and quite straight forward. Just select "HOW MANY FUCKING PARAGRAPHS" you want, whether or not you "WANT A MOTHERFUCKING HEADER TAG", if you want to "ADD SOME FUCKING BITCHASS <P> TAGS" and then just click "Generate It Bitch" :) And if you still don't know what to do next, there are additional instructions: "COPY THE MOTHERFUCKING CODE BELOW AND PASTE IT WERE YOU WOULD FUCKING LIKE IT TO APPEAR MOTHERFUCKER".

Oh, I love this shit! Try it: slipsum.com.


Lipsum is dead! Long live Slipsum!

Horia, pulpa si... Blog de Moldovean

Paul Iulian Surugiu a fost surprins de reporterii BlogdeMoldovean in timp ce-si tatua pe pulpa dreapta chipul lui Horia Brenciu intr-un cabinet de specialitate.

Extras din interviul pe care i l-a smuls Moldoveanul cu blog:

Reporter BlogDeMoldovean: La ce te-ai gandit cand ai ales sa-ti tatuezi pe pulpa dreapta chipul lui Horia Brenciu?
Paul: Sincer, a fost o decizie foarte grea. Am oscilat intre o prispa (nr: cea din videoclipul "Casa parintească nu se vinde") si chipul lui Horia.

R: De ce Horia si nu prispa casei parintesti?
P: Cand zici "prispa" clar te referi la familie. Familia este foarte importanta pentru mine insa muzica este viata mea.

R: De ce Horia si nu... Cotabita?
P: Horia pentru ca suntem foarte, foarte buni prieteni, eu sunt un romantic incurabil si Horia asisderea. Ma reprezinta.

R: De ce pe pulpa dreapta?
P: Este piciorul meu de sprijin. Eu sunt dreptaci si Horia la fel.

Recomand cu caldura sa citesti intregul "interviu" pe blogul moldoveanului. Foarte haios Horia, pulpa si iulian gandesc pentru mine.

iMonster - a timelapse short movie

iMonster the movie

by Babilon Works Studios

Over 3 hrs work to produce the awsome "iMonster" movie by Babilon Works Studios about some toys messing about.

Cast:
toys .......... themselves;
the rest ..... watch end credits

This was done using a Canon PowerShot A520 (point & shot) digital camera, with a standard tripod and no extra lights. We are very proud of our work and we are showcasing it for the whole world to see. LEGALIZE!

With me at the time there were the highly creative Radu Waradu Ursu (youtube) and George KickPunkBastard Dobre (youtube), video editors and image magicians. I'm not a video dude myself, but you may also find me on youtube.

watch iMonster video clip on youtube, vote and comment as well.

A very creative team of young professionals working their magic on web design, web development, video editing, video production, prints, SEO, social media.

what you've got when it's gone

When you have nothing, you have nothing to loose. That should be like a goal or something to achieve, to aspire. But coping with loosing everything must be the hardest thing to do. Loosing everything is admitting what a dumb looser you are, cause you never hear anyone say: "Hey, great job loosing all you had, dude! Great job!".

But indeed there's good in loosing. (Or at least there should be.) Provided you accept you are flawed, you are stupid and you will always make mistakes. I'm not referring to people having their lives destroyed by natural disasters, but to those who's decisions have destroyed their dreams and hopes and will to carry on. How many times in life can one find himself flat on his back trying to get up on his knees? Will you know what to do not no find yourself in the same situation again? And if you don't learn from your mistakes, will it be easier next time?

The sooner you accept it, the better. Imagine accepting all's gone. Imagine having nothing. What point is then valuing what you had, when it is gone?

A tear tastes like a drop of blood.

There’s this one time in Soho, London...

Two eastern European immigrants enter a gay bar... True story, this time it's no joke.

So I was walking around Soho with a friend and decided to sit for a beer. And we picked the first pub with free seats on the table since we were not the mood to stand out from the crowd. Not from that crowd any way. I don't remember the the name of the pub, but I can remember our revelation when we turned from the bar with our pints: "do you see any women in here?".

Fearfully we escorted our drinks to what seemed the most isolated table on the premises, with shyness in our eyes as we scouted around. We took notice of the two exits and named the nearest as the emergency one. Soon beer got us looking for the other most important door in a pub. It is then we noticed there was no ladies' room. And having looked around we saw no need for it, cause everywhere you looked there were just men wearing skinny shirts and other revealing revealing clothing, commonly known as gay clothes. But going straight to the men's room seemed like going into the beast's lair. For you may go straight but must never turn your back! All butt that.

After all, gay bars are quite straight forward... Well, I guess they're actually neither straight nor forward; butt backwards...

The beef burger was great though. I was stuffed after that.

schite caricaturi - Basescu, Boc si ceilalti

schite si idei, desene si caricaturi "mash-up"

Traian Basescu, Emil Boc, Elena Udrea si... ceilalti

I am sailing, I am sailing! Bah, I am sailing... Băsailor Moon... v1.0

Băsailor Moon

(geti it: Băsescu, Sailor Moon... Băsailor Moon ?)

Băsefield si ursuletul Boc-Poc v.0.2

(da, stiu... Basescu - Garfield - "basefield" nu e foarte inspirat)

Basefield si ursuletul Boc-Poc v.0.1

Mircea Schwarzenegger

Xena printesa Badea